The White Party
Score One for the
Man From Uranus
Barney Frank is
TV’s Hero of the Week. And some extremely cool
voguing kids. They’re heroic too.
August 21, 2009
By Dave White
The White Party
10 TV-Based
Reasons I Love America
The Fourth of
July is right around the corner. Dave White feels most
patriotic sprawled on the couch watching NYC
Prep ... though lesbian disco gangs and wrestling porn
stars aren't bad either.
June 25, 2009
By Dave White
The White Party
Speidi Makes
Stephen Baldwin Sound Rational
Heidi’s
voice makes Spencer throw up. Satan makes Heidi throw up.
Both of them make Stephen Baldwin seem rational. And
now you're all caught up on I'm a
Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here.
June 11, 2009
By Dave White
The White Party
Gay Marriage
Debates vs. Wipeout!
Summer TV is
here. So where’s the brainless fun? Coverage of
the California supreme court's Prop 8 ruling or
Wipeout!? Decisions.
May 29, 2009
By Dave White
The White Party
Talkin' All Dumb
With Carrie Prejean
Dave White recaps
Miss Calif. USA Carrie Prejean's new daytime comedy
show with her talk of Photoshopped boobs, closeted bloggers
with hidden agendas, the Good Lord, diversity, and the
Second World War.
May 13, 2009
By Dave White
The White Party
Oprah,
Lesbianism, and a Colonoscopy
Gays steaming it
up at a Jersey sports bar, Oprah trendsetting with an
episode on sudden lesbianism, and a bit too much info from
Tyra Banks re: her colonoscopy
April 3, 2009
By Dave White
THE WHITE PARTY
Portia, Ellen,
and Gay Dating Advice to Avoid
Portia and Ellen
are so in love that Portia walks across the parking lot
to tell Jay about it on The Tonight Show;
and Millionaire Matchmaker's Patti Stanger has
some sage (read: idiotic and outdated) dating advice
for gays.
March 20, 2009
By Dave White
THE WHITE PARTY
Oprah, Suze
Orman, and Gays Without Money
Dave White's scan
of gays in media continues with a return trip to
Jerry Springer, Suze Orman and Oprah talking
about poverty, and Christians being bashed by gays.
March 5, 2009
By Dave White
THE WHITE PARTY
Tyra Loves Gays
Who Hate Gays
Tyra tackles gays
who hate being gay, some 400-pound "ex-gay" tackles
his gay lil' bro on Jerry Springer, and Dave
White tackles the IQ points evaporating before his very
eyes.
February 19, 2009
By Dave White
THE WHITE PARTY
Ready to Make
Nice
How to get along
with your right-wing relatives.
July 30, 2008
By Dave White